(music background)
(sighs)
(grins)
(energetic music)
-Good morning, family.
-Egor, I asked you don't go out on the roof.
Why can't this be done in the room?
-Because ecosaise, ma, this is an ancient tradition.
It is danced exclusively on the roof, otherwise all the magic will be lost.
That's it, that's it, dad, I'm eating my porridge in peace.
Quiet, as you like.
(energetic music)
(camera click)
-Okay, class, then let's next time,
when will we meet regarding preparation for the Unified State Exam,
we will return to the topic of duels.
And we’ll talk not only about Pushkin,
but let’s also take Lermontov’s works, Kuprin, Chekhov.
That's it, the lesson is over.
-Olga Vasilievna, I have there's just a problem with these essays,
I... I'm very afraid of failing.
-Who are you afraid of killing? If it’s me, then don’t be afraid.
-Back off.
-The red fox will die, Black spring will come.
-Damn, Mel, you again? -What “again”?
Why "again", cool!
The dude was just having a goodbye conversation with my beloved girl.
And then he understands that his stomach was churning,
twisted, I don’t know, from nerves there, from something else, ate, maybe something wrong.
And then he just runs away she remains perplexed.
He flies into the toilet, relieves himself,
and says: “Black Spring.”
(depicts the wind)
Cool! - A story that brings tears to my eyes.
- Well, really. No, no, really, really.
The boy is a poet, a real poet. There are no such people nowadays.
Look, I'm collecting poems, all sorts of notes, notes.
This one I really like: "Black spring comes like a dream,
For which the two of us will die..." -Chalk. Chalk. Calm down already.
Fucked up your originality.
-Oh, whisper something else in my ear.
Angel, oh Angel!
So what? -Nothing.
-Well, what’s “nothing”? Quiet, quiet, quiet.
-Sorry Sorry. -Blind, well, you’re not completely blind, are you?
-You haven’t seen Baranova, where did she go?
-We saw, we saw, the shepherd drove her into the field. It's already lunch time.
Come on? Why didn't you appreciate it? my sparkling humor?
-Blunt.
- You, Blind, better tell your brother, so that he doesn’t send me porn.
He's definitely stupid.
Your Baranova went to the toilet to smoke.
(Blind) -Yeah.
-Why is Raoul sending you porn?
-Well, yes, the m*** is finished.
Mel, let's have a better smoke, You can't smoke well with these sheep.
Two topics - guys, who has who? and what to whom, and clothes. There are no more topics.
-What about the boys? -What about the boys?
-What are the boys, what are the boys, what are the boys, what? What's wrong guys?
-Don't break our alliance, huh? It's so cool,
that you and I can grind everything together, and no one will crush your ass.
-Can I at least kiss your nose?
(car horn)
- That's it, dad's driver has arrived.
Let's. Let's call you.
-Great. Why, Lelyok, did you agree?
-For what? -Well, at least for a blowjob.
-Listen, first of all, for you Olga Vasilievna.
-Yeah! Listen, and secondly, she is a mother. Raoul made her a boy,
you decided too, right? Leave your aunt alone, she's already in a bad place.
She doesn't seem to be stupid but I also fell for this Raulchik.
I really don’t understand how they Is that how the brain works, bitch?
He’s a complete brute, that’s clear to everyone.
-Well, he's handsome.
-Oops!
And we have friends in male beauty began to chop, right?
-What the hell. -Today I was talking about this blue topic
with Dantes and what's his name?
What was his name, this second one? -Gökkeren?
-Yes, with this Göckern, damn it. -What?
-What, by the way, did that really happen?
- Yes, really, I’m telling you. Goekkeren adopted Dantes,
it was already 20 years ago.
Well, this one, what’s his name, there are rumors, in short,
pederasty at court is not a channel, that's all,
Well, he started this whole duel with Pushkin, damn it,
to avert suspicion. Just like that.
-Pushkin, it turns out they failed?
-Well, along the way, yes. -It turns out that way.
(laugh)
-My father and I, by the way, a new line of strudels was introduced,
using Austrian technology there.
We prepare different types of tiramisu.
-Are you really interested in this?
-Well, yes.
Here we are now with my father, by the way, they put out a new advertisement,
should clearly stick everyone in.
-Is there some kind of plot?
Or how is it...
Do you remember two years ago was there something like that?
Like this one, the cream comes out of the pipe like shit. -No, no, no, no. Everything will be stylish here.
A client in a cafe orders Fantasy cake.
Well, you know, it's with cottage cheese. Here. The waitress girl brings him,
he eats it
and he has a fantasy.
This girl turns into a mermaid.
-Oh, that's all?
-No, there will be a slogan next: "Wake up your imagination."
Style is just important here how it will be filmed.
-Why, all our girls Did you run to try out for a mermaid?
-Well maybe.
Well, if I had to choose, I would choose you.
Maybe we can go to the Stork? He opened up. Let's eat normally.
-No, I'm home.
(rhythmic music)
-In addition to the rooms that we have already ordered,
we'll need something like a small banquet hall.
-But you didn’t talk about the banquet hall, I'm sorry.
-Well, now I’m saying, We need to hold a casting somewhere.
Haven't you seen the advertisement? on your television today?
-No. - Dash, well, how long are you going to be a bug for a long time?
-Our director, Roman. - In short, I’ve been wanting to shit since the morning.
Come on, let me settle in and then You will continue to deal with all this crap.
Give me the key. Give me the key, the key.
-Vladislav, please fill out the first of all our director,
he must have a luxury and the rest comes later.
-Dad! Hello!
Cool shirt. You wore it to the wedding.
-You see, I'm a little busy?
-Ah. Sorry, sorry. (Dasha) -Son?
Pretty face, come visit us for the casting, we need guys too.
-Please sign here. (Mel) -You can't afford me.
-Will wait. -Okay, wait.
-You have a wonderful 508th suite,
from seven to ten breakfast, red door,
and here's another Wi-Fi. -Suitcase.
(Vladislav) -So... -What, a movie, right?
-Cartoons. -Come on, it’s good to make jokes, about what?
-About the cake.
-Ah, advertising, damn it.
Confectionery factory of Mr. Kudinov. (chuckles)
-I tried it here, by the way. their “Fantasy” with cottage cheese, really.
-By the way, on this topic - if you need anything, I can give it to you to try.
If it’s a blast, I’ll give you another ride tomorrow.
Will there be erotic scenes? I am, if anything, very free and sexy.
-I noticed. Kiryush, come with your passport.
-You have an amazing figure.
Really, do you believe me?
Very beautiful hair, just gorgeous.
The only thing you're missing is you need to relax.
Well, you're a mermaid.
Mermaids - what are they doing? They drive you crazy.
They seduce.
Just drive me crazy seduce me. Fine?
-How? -Well, how?
So how? How how? Like a girl. Like a woman.
Imagine that I am your boyfriend.
(rhythmic music)
Come on, are you ready? Go.
Fine.
Just about there, already.
Something like this is starting to emerge.
You can even add a little.
Yes. Now sit on the armrest.
Yeah. Cross your legs.
Yes OK.
Fine. Now look at me
and take your hair so sharply, wow!
Cascade, oh, beautiful.
OK, thank you.
Well done, you can wait in the corridor. Thank you.
- No, she’s a good girl. -What the hell are you talking about now?
Have you seen her looking? looks like it's in the toilet!
Why do you have a raskoryak on your raskoryak on a brace?
Just at least just at least cute
Isn’t there at least one cute one?
In short, go look, like, bitch, they look for bread. -Rom, first of all, what kind of tone is that?
I'm not used to working like this and I’m not going to get used to it!
Secondly, well, yes, there are some girls, but damn, it's the first day!
-Yes, we have a shoot tomorrow, “the first day”! Tomorrow, tomorrow!
In short, go through this whole town for me,
I don’t know, sections, theater studios, some kind of sports mugs,
anything, find it, find it for me!
-What, are we going to undress the youngsters?
-Yes, we are topless, Dash!
Who are you trying to scare here? naked tits?
They've been fucking here since they were ten!
-Okay, if you see it that way... -Yes, I see, bitch, yes, Dash!
Yes, period!
(sighs)
- Well, you should put it off for at least a minute!
And how I ran into him in the morning,
so until the evening.
(woman) -Where should I look?
-Well, at least look at the bushes. -See for yourself.
-Are you going to have blood or what? -I don’t eat meat at night, you know.
- Well, veal, straight from the market, look.
Just like your butt.
-Tem, leave me alone. (Angela) - You have the spirit here.
I started drooling all over.
Pa, give me a piece.
-This is what I understand, the approach.
The saliva has gone - That's it, eat like in the jungle.
(woman) -Eat, eat.
Some people's cholesterol is already going through the roof.
-Yes, okay, we only live once.
Pa, give me a beer.
-Hello, hello, hello! Come on, don't suck, schoolgirl.
-Why are you so excited?
(Tema) - And now we’re also going to the pool Let's go for a swim.
-Are you crazy? You'll catch a cold in your household.
So what should I do then?
-Pa, don’t overcook it, I like you want, with blood.
-Maybe you need this, what’s his name, medium?
-No, I want it with blood.
-Well, keep it like this.
That's a smart girl.
Ooh, this one is right there.
Can we communicate at least a little? without these mobile phones?
-Why aren’t you going to the casting?
(Topic) - This is a movie, by the way. lives in my hotel.
If they don't take it, I'll throw it away.
-Yes. All my life I dreamed of acting in a cake advertisement.
-You wanted some type of model, actress. Show business, in short.
-Advertise products confectionery factory "White Acacia" -
this is not show business This is a local spill.
-How proud we are. If only I were your age,
I would immediately run, without even thinking.
(chuckles) -I do not even doubt.
If she were already there, she would be twirling her ass.
-It's good to be rude. Chew your meat better.
-But I want meat, I can see it in your eyes.
(steps approaching)
-Why are you hanging there? Go with us.
There Henk cooked such a bike, he's a beast!
(depicts engine noise)
(Lilu45 - "My Soul")
(Dasha) -I've already rummaged through everything here,
I don’t know, like some kind of rat.
We looked at all the girls.
We have to take what we have.
(Roma, sighing) -What do we have? Is there fur on your butt?
(knock on the door)
-This is probably about smoking.
Come in!
There is still a God in this world.
-Ku-ku, is there anyone in the house? (energetic melody on guitar)
- Great, Uncle Sash. Yes, I hesitated.
-So, be careful there, don’t burn your fingers.
I’ll take a minute, take a break, and then I’ll be on my way.
Do you happen to have any beer there?
Ooh! Settled in, nothing
San Francisco, f***.
-But before, my friends,
it was the holy of holies.
Bohemians, jazz, cocktails.
Lenya Fedorov is on this sofa with vodka.
-Who is this?
-What are you talking about? "Auction"!
Where the hell did you come from, welders?
-Uncle Sash, when was that? We were not yet in the world.
-I’ll go and talk to Melancholic.
Looks good, dangerous.
(welding noise)
You, sir, have a chance to die until the matriculation certificate.
-And I have everything under control. Hello, Uncle Sash.
-When I opened this Disneyland, I thought so too.
Business plan, damn it, all that.
However, you see how it unfolded.
Yes, falling, sir, can be very painful.
I don't recommend tempting fate.
You'll still need your legs.
You won't stay here like they did.
Your city is St. Petersburg, dude.
-Don't know.
-Yours, definitely.
Everyone there is like that. -Which?
-Well... Disposable.
Once - and no longer. (chuckles)
And here, f***, you live and live, and who the hell knows when this will all end.
And there’s such melancholy!
Love is so love! P*** so p***!
-Well, then, in my opinion, and never left there.
-This is really a St. Petersburg bazaar, dude, for real.
There is dismemberment there every day.
A corpse has surfaced in the Griboyedov Canal again! (laughs)
Your city, dude, is definitely yours.
-Well, come on, Angie, for you.
(rhythmic music from speakers)
Tell me what you do to me I liked it right away, why?
-Don't know.
-And I don’t know, but my dick immediately stood up.
And the viewer, believe me, will get a rise out of it.
Otherwise, what's the point of stirring up all this nonsense?
So that some monkey Did she make faces at me from the screen?
Everything should be garlicky.
What kind of crap is this?
Don't you have any decent wine here?
-Yes, but it is not ours. -And whose?
-French, Italian. -Ah.
-You will be torn at the studio tomorrow, You’ll go to castings like you go to work.
Just, most importantly, you remember, that this was your first novel.
Well, I mean the director.
(phone call)
Boyfriend?
-No, that's right.
-Then I suggest we have a drink for brotherhood.
-What? Double?
(visitor sighs)
-You pass your warm hand On the back of my head
You're spending your summer feeling sad...
-What, did the weight reach the floor? -Seems to be yes.
-And we'll finish the bottle And let's go home hand in hand
Oooh, I'm flying away
-Oh, hi, why are you here? -I...
-Oh cool.
Our mermaid.
-Excellent choice. -I have nothing to do with it, the universe arranged it this way.
Now everything is coming together. -What grows together?
-What will they look at, cakes? - Well, basically they...
-In principle, they should eat like bombs,
and they will look at her.
-Ah, in this sense it grows together? -Yes.
-Bye.
-Wonderful life
Oh, beautiful world
Wonderful life
Oh, beautiful world
Wonderful life
-Stop. Stop!
(talkie talkie)
Ira! Ira!
-And what? Everything is fine.
-Are you looking at the monitor? Red nose, straighten your hair.
You stand there flirting. You have to work on the site.
Get out!
Damn, they're blocking it, cover your very beautiful face.
Okay, fine. So, please stand up.
Yeah. Get up, I’ll show you, it’ll be faster.
Come on, sit down, op. Look.
First piece. You are sitting.
Instead of a waitress the mermaid comes. Are u about***.
-He already glued it together along the way.
- Yes, good.
That’s how it’s done in movies, bro, it’s generally normal.
-What, did you fly from Hollywood yesterday?
I've already touched her all over.
This is also normal, right, Khenkalina? What if your chick did that?
-Yes, she herself wanted to act in films. -To film.
He's already slobbered all over her from head to toe, creature.
-You can straighten the strand.
You can touch your face slide your hand over your chest.
Just not... Yes? Further.
He passed it along the knee, behind the thigh.
Love her in the frame. Yes?
Let's.
(whispers) Come here, come here.
You're a little antsy, okay? Let's.
Let's go, get ready, take command.
(Dasha) -Get ready to shoot!
To the original ones!
Motor, camera!
-Scene five, frame two, take 27.
(Dasha) - Let's start!
(sighs)
- Great, son. -Hi, Dad.
-Listen, how many times have I told you, so that I don’t see you and Kislov again?
Well, why are you bothering with this?
He has a year left before prison, he is registered.
Well, don’t you know, or something? What is he pushing Genki Zuev’s goods?
Last month he was taken They just let the little bitch go.
He doesn’t really know what he wants in life. -He doesn’t want anything.
-You have to want it!
Necessary. Tomorrow you finish school - what, where?
-To you, to the cops. -The same d***?
Well, we can’t do anything else, right?
(phone call)
-Yes, hello, dad, I'm here on set.
Yes, yes, yes, everything is cool.
Well, Angela is just not very good, She screwed up a lot of takes.
Yeah. How does it look? No, it looks great.
-Yes Yes Yes. Come on, get busy.
Everything is fine, in general. Don't worry, Angelka is super,
Everything will be fine. Ilyusha, when it comes to cinema, he’s just crazy,
everything, so everything will work out. -Yes, Angelka just twitched.
He says: “I’ll be embarrassed.”
-It's clear. - In short, I won’t pull the cat by the balls.
I want to push you to mayor. How are you?
-This is interesting.
Where's Semyonich? - Yes, he’s done, he’s baked.
Doesn't meet needs.
-But the elections are already just around the corner.
- Don't piss, Lord. The whole team is charged.
Semyonich, he’s already, you know, How is it now... it has become a meme.
Here. And you...
A man with charisma your business is positive.
Sweets, lamb, family.
-Well...
Won't it be strange for people? -Yes, no problem.
Election race, whatever.
Semyonich got off.
And then again - a new personality.
People have intrigue, perspective.
Light at the end of the tunnel. (grins)
-Yes! Perfect, bitch, perfect! That's it, stop. Stop!
Thanks everyone, it's been removed! Filming is over, dear group!
Did you buy flowers? (Dasha) - As agreed.
San, San, bring flowers.
(talkie talkie)
(interference)
(ringing)
(depressing music)
-Okay, what is there to see here? That's it, kaming sun.
I need an operator talk about the goods.
-Are you crazy?
-Alert, bitch.
Okay, what? We'll intercept the operator from the guest.
-Come on, bro, what are you doing?
Well, Anzhelka is just having a blast filming and that's it.
-Yes, whatever you want, the main role. -Well.
-In her place, anyone would have been stuck.
Come on, what, let's grab a beer.
In a couple of days this Spielberg Get out of here, and consider everything forgotten.
-Good evening.
(sighs)
-Go ahead, I’ll catch up with you, okay?
Great.
(sighs)
-Well, or, if you want, you can put them in the bathroom.
You will lie there among the flowers, like Ophelia.
Pre-Raphaelites, bitch, I love them.
(dog's bark)
(whistles)
(growls)
(long beeps)
(vibrate alert)
-Hello? (Mel) -Hello, Angel, hi.
(stammering) How are you
- Great, I’m a little tired, I want to sleep.
- Just don’t fall asleep, don't fall asleep, do you hear me?
It's very, very, very scary there!
-Mel, did you blow, or what?
-No, no, no, I... (knock on the door)
(Roma) -Bubbles disappear, gases evaporate,
Shampoo turns into urine!
-Bye, Mel, Don't go overboard with the grass there.
-Angel!
-Okay, that's it, guys. show business is in full swing!
They still want to take it. I even negotiated a small advance, bitch.
What is it, what happened?
Did someone die while I was gone?
-Come here, you fucking dealer.
Angelka is there with this, with the director.
We saw them through the windows. - Exactly?
There, on the third, where are the curtains? -Yes.
- Yes, Angelka can’t with this Spielberg splattered.
(breathes heavily)
(sighs)
(video recording signal)
(dog's bark)
Let's go to Genych and get a sedative.
(sighs) What to do here, bro?
(Roma) -Yes Yes.
Baby, well, thank God, We finished this crap confectionery today.
Yes, baby, and I miss you, of course.
What is it, Sashulka is sleeping? Come on, give me a pipe.
Hello baby!
Hi, my dear. Do you miss dad?
You are my good one, and dad misses you very much.
Yes, I’ll be there in a day, what should I bring you?
Gun? You are my little gangster.
Good good. Okay, give mom a straw.
Yeah, I love you too.
Listen baby There are no normal shops here at all.
You buy him a pestle there, and I’ll give it to him, okay?
Damn, baby, what... Well, what chicks?
Well, what are you doing? What are you saying, damn it? Why are you saying this?
Heroine? Yeah. You're laughing? Found it, yes.
Something similar to a person.
Okay, I'll basically show you.
Come on, come on, and I love you. Bye bye. Bye.
-I'm going to kill him.
(splash)
(playing drums)
-I don't see your hands!
Great.
What happened? -Great.
-What, Kisulya, did the cops take you by the ass?
-Don't fuss, In this sense, everything is fine with us,
there's another topic here. Mel needs to be released.
-What is it?
Who is this guy on Angelka?
-Director. He gave her the role.
-Normal role.
(Chalk) -Knock it out. -Wait, wait, wait.
(shouting) -I said, turn the fuck off!
Bitch!
(Mel screams)
-What, maybe I should turn on some kink for you?
-What is there?
-Well, what do you like? Fun.
-No, brotherly, let’s not have fun.
-Bro, I have nothing else.
You know, you know What's the big deal, bro?
That I myself am over these comedies I'm starting to freak out, guess what?
You sit like this all day.
Day, the second you look, then the third,
and then a year later You're starting to lose your mind, understand?
I'm thinking, what is this all about?
- This, Gen, is a bell - early dementia.
-By the way, I would Now I wasn’t against it at all...
Well, so as not to remember anyone there, not knowing at all.
In prostration. -Bro.
What if we commission this director of yours?
Well, dude, who am I stocking up with? in short, well...
He doesn't solve problems himself. but he has serious people,
I can inquire. -No, thank you, Gen.
I need him alive.
So that eye to eye, through the barrel of a gun.
(laugh)
-Genych, do you know how Pushkin died?
-In a duel. -Yes, but with whom?
-With Dantes. -And who is Dantes?
-Frenchman? - Well, not only.
-Mason, or what? - Blowjob!
(Kisa) -Why are you stuck?
Got upset?
-Listen, guys,
and then an idea came to me.
Well, about duels.
(Henk) -On water pistols?
- In short, I will need five to ten minutes. (tense music)
Your task, boys, is to lure him out outside, whatever you want, okay?
Kisa, Henk, jump over the fence, there's a barn with chickens.
Make some noise, kick him In short, he needs to come out, is that clear?
The most important thing is not to piss. Dad, most likely he will come out with a hunting rifle,
but he has no cartridges, sure enough, They're not in the house at all, okay?
The most important thing, Mel, is that you will stand at the gate,
I'll run out, like, I'm scared,
like, what's going on. We need to improvise a fight.
-Gendos, just don’t kill me with an axe.
- That's it, it's good to procrastinate, let's go.
-Let's go.
Headlights, Hank! -I'll turn it off, turn it off.
(man) -Who? - I, dad, open it.
-Gena? -Yes, yes, I am.
-Why isn’t your voice? -Dad, whose voice could it be?
My, open it.
-Are you alone? -No, dad, me and my dick.
-It's a joke here, you know...
At the Zhigalkins', they climbed in in broad daylight,
hit the skull and they pulled out a computer and a TV there.
Listen, Gendos, why are you even here?
I don't have any money.
If there were, I wouldn’t give it. -Dad, I came to visit you,
Well, I can’t visit, or something, your own father?
-Listen, what are you doing, what are you doing? you cunning ass?
Visit the folder he. You probably forgot something when was the last time you visited me.
But I remember - before the New Year.
They brought you stoned, ugh
They unloaded it like firewood, damn it.
And who's messing with you here, by the way?
- Yes, I remember, dad, I remember everything.
Let's.
-Listen, Gendos,
whatever you have there...
I won't sell the house.
-What a handsome guy. I'm also for it, why sell it?
Dad, how are you? How's your health? You're not sick, are you?
-Yeah, you can’t wait, I’m “sick.” Why should I be sick?
I'm 150 in the morning, my mouth is full of worries all day.
Chickens, geese.
(tense music)
Come on, son.
(bolt) Quiet!
-Yes, come on, come on, come on. What are you doing, dad? -Quiet, I said!
-What is it, dad?
Dad, what are you doing?
-P***, son. Come to me! (geese make noise)
- What the hell, dad, it creaked from the wind.
Stop doing that. - There they are. There they are, by the barn, damn it.
-Who? Who, dad?
Okay, there's no one there!
Dad, what is this?
Where did you get the cartridges?
-I bought it for the occasion.
Here's the thing, bitch.
- What are you, dad, this is some kind of small fry, why shoot at her?
I’ll disperse them myself now with brooms. Stop it, okay!
- Fuck off, little fry. -Dad! -Big fish!
-Dad, stop!
-Come on, move away from the barn, p***! -Dad!
- Now I’ll put you down like rabbits, to hell!
-Guys!
(dynamic music)
-Put it in place!
What a bastard you are, Gendos, b***.
-Dad. -Here...
Fuck you for living, if you hit your dear father in the skull?
-Father, I’m sorry, I wouldn’t care if you did I didn’t just give these pistols away.
-Or maybe I would give it away! And so now What should I do with you, bitch?
I'll fuck you up, damn it, and then myself!
And we have no other way. -Dad, like “there is no other”?
Let me be careful now I'll put it all in its place,
We'll drink some cognac, right?
-Yes, they will be at the wake. Drink cognac for you and me.
In short, I decided!
And you can't retreat!
-Dad, what kind of wake are you talking about?
Dad. (breathes heavily)
You and I will also breed guinea fowl.
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Give it to me! (shot)
Give it here, bitch!
(breathes heavily)
You'll eat shit all your life, damn it!
You fucking farmer, bitch!
Guys! Let's go!
Happened. Not perfect, but it worked. (dynamic music)
Let's run, run!
Think about it, bro, I pulled it straight out of the attic.
My dad was in the 90s worked in local history,
and how everything was closed, So he stole them and hid them.
I'm totally crazy, I think how did he not piss it at all,
Got it, damn, go there? I say: “Dad, let’s push them somewhere,
in kind, what are you driving?" He says: "No, what are you talking about?
I don't want to spend it on a bunk all the remnants of life."
-Wow. -Really dueling. -Yeah.
- Holy shit, this is a headset. -Yes, my dad calls them that too.
There's still on these Volyns, I understand, numbers are one and two.
-Gen, what do you want for this? -In terms of?
-I mean for pistols.
(chuckles) -Bro, punks for justice!
We'll talk about grandmas later.
Let's do what you said first, eye to eye, through the barrel of a gun.
-Give me, give me, give me. (funny music)
Hey, what are you aiming for?
Where is your dirty money? come on, give me your dirty money!
(car horn) (screams joyfully)
(shouting, making noise)
(funny music)
(laughs)
(shots)
(joyful cry)
(shots) (joyful screams)
(shots)
-I need a close-up like this this sickening crap. Large.
-Well, with your hand, right? It will be dull without her.
-And there’s some kind of fucking metaphysics with the hand, right?
- No, not metaphysics, Rom.
I imagined that the waitress puts the cake in the frame,
and it's like a temptation, and we so smoothly move towards her larger.
-Hello! Novel! And me in a mermaid costume or waitresses to change clothes?
-You don’t have to change your clothes, All you need is a hand.
- Well, the waitress’s hand, isn’t it?
-No, damn it, Baron Munchausen! Dasha, why is the actress fucking my brain this morning?
-What, Angelochka? What, my dear?
-I just asked What should I change into?
-You need to ask me. What do we wear for a girl?
-As a waitress, we'll see you up to your elbows.
-Let's go, my dear, to the suit.
Roma, your mother, What, the love has passed, the tomatoes have wilted?
Is there any way to be more tactful?
- Go and break up the extras, damn it, pissing moralist.
- Just a minute, we'll film you now.
Simple movement walking along the embankment.
The main thing is to do everything on command and don't look at the camera.
So, I remember you, what is your name?
-Egor. -Egor, you will be our main figure.
You're waiting for love in anticipation of an unexpected meeting,
you look, but not at the camera, in slight poetic excitement.
-Why is it him? I actually I feel that way too. I can show you.
-Babe, you give me all this Show me after your shift.
Now let's go to the starting points, getting ready for the shoot.
-Everything, perfect, perfect, Dashulya, Good girl, that's it, let's get ready for the shoot.
His nerd two seconds later launch and closer to the camera.
That's it, let's get ready. -I'll do it now.
Two seconds after “Start” - you’ll go.
-The extras have gone!
-Dash, what’s going on? You kicked this moron out of his mind, or what?
Stop! Stop, stop, stop! -Beautiful boy, we'll fix it now.
(Roma) - Let’s set the task! -Egor, do you want to act?
Then let's do it as we agreed - We don’t stop at the camera
and we don’t look at it. Understood? Yeah.
We can film, extras back to original!
-Yes, I repeat again especially for those who are surfers, damn it -
We don't look at the camera!
We look anywhere, we look at our neighbor’s ass, But we’re not looking at the camera, okay? Thank you.
Prepared for shooting, motor, camera! -The camera is coming!
-Seven, one, two. -Surfers go! Let's start!
Stop! Stop!
You little bastard, what are you doing? You didn’t understand a damn thing what they told you!
Get out from here! Get out of here I told you! Bitch!
-I demand satisfaction, I'll send seconds in the evening.
-Rom, Rom, Rom, calm down!
Calm down, take it away. Get him the fuck out of here!
-Go, go.
(whispers) -Beautiful.
-Dasha, Dasha, Dasha, Dasha-Dasha-Dasha, don't wait for me
I’ll catch up with you, I’ll come back later, I want to go for a walk.
Yes, because I was fed up.
Well, to the bar.
Listen, where else can you go?
Okay, I'll walk quickly.
But for this you go topless.
(laughs) Even so? Okay, then let's run.
Come on, come on.
(sighs)
-Good morning, which means "good evening".
You are director Roman, is everything correct? -Yes, guys, but you are late,
That's it, filming is over, we're leaving tomorrow. -We're not talking about this, Roman.
Our friend was insulted by you today on the set.
And he... What the fuck is that word? -Authorized.
- Yes, damn it, I authorized it challenge you, Roman, to a duel.
-Very interesting. Who is this? -Egor.
-Egor?
Is Egor a surfer from the crowd, or what?
The skinny one who slapped me in the face?
Damn, he was on some kind of medication... -Briefly speaking,
you insulted him, he challenged you, and you must accept this challenge.
He’s from the crowd or from somewhere else, it doesn’t matter.
-Guys, I don’t know what you’re using, It's none of my business, I don't give a damn.
Well, to be honest,
this is your teenage humor Well, I don’t understand it at all.
-Then just a second.
The thing is, Roman, that this girl here -
She is the favorite girl of the thin extra.
And you fucked her yesterday, and then he called his wife, you nit,
sushu-musyu! -Calm down, Kiss.
-Okay, guys. let's all calm down now.
What do you want, money? -A pistol duel, that’s what we want.
-Listen, let's go Will you treat me to your staff?
I just don’t drive in at all, seriously, how do you imagine that.
I'm an adult, I have a wife, children, and here is this courtyard romance?
-And you, family man, have no other choice.
Or we leak the video to the cops, or Father Anzhelkin, Babich.
You will love Khan. She's a young director, you know?
Do you know what they do with such people in the zone?
And if Babich finds out, he himself, bitch, on this beach he will stand on all fours.
Google it, cormorant, you’ll immediately turn grey.
-So, then I still suggest back to the question of money.
-Tomorrow at seven in the morning
We are waiting for you in Fisherman's Bay.
(sad music)
(message tone)
-Listen, Gen, and your doctor, won't he recline himself now?
It breaks him like crazy. -What should I do? There was no other.
This is Antokha, he’s sitting on the gloomy one.
Actually, when I called him yesterday, I realized, I was in the mood for it,
I thought maybe Antokha was gone, and there he is, alive.
I gave him a thrill in short, he scattered whoever.
Even this one I took my tools with me, there’s a box there.
-Fine. -Where is Spielberg?
-We have ten more minutes.
-Kiss. -Huh?
-Kiss, listen, and you, this...
Did you take the boat, like, fishing?
-Like, if so, then drown the corpse, no?
Well, like, a couple of stones, a rope, and that's it, they threw it off.
- No, well, yes, yes, so that everything is fair.
It’s like that with us, for the razvodilov, well, in general.
-What scammer? -Well, how about “which one”?
If this Roman offers money, We’re not going to take it, are we?
-Listen, the duel is for you no fucking deal, you understand?
-Listen, I understand, don’t get too excited, I'm on edge now, okay?
- That's it, guys, there he comes.
-In short, the road there was a bit of a mess,
Damn, the driver got stuck, I had to walk.
Guys, sorry for being late.
-And this is all this, why is this?
- In general, guys, I...
Basically, I didn't sleep all night.
I thought all sorts of things.
This is definitely a bug.
I repent.
But who is without sin, right?
Egor, you actually hit me right.
Some dick came from the mountain, Seduced another girl.
Yes, I’m from the outback myself.
Our legs would have been immediately broken for something like that.
(Kisa) - Well, we’re doing even better.
-Yes, yours is cooler.
Yes, of course, it’s cooler, that’s why I...
That's why I want to ask you, Egor, sorry.
And in absentia from Angela, of course.
I'm sorry. -Holy shit!
What about compensation?
-Compensation?
Guys, in general, of course, it’s not a question. How many do you need?
-Uh... Fifty dollars.
-Normas, what, beer with whiskey We munched on pizza and made peace, right?
Hey, how much is it today? virginity, Spielberg?
Poltos - let's go further?
-Guys, I really I couldn't even imagine that she...
-Yeah, listen, you're not very upset,
when you are with your wife babbled on the phone.
-Sorry, please, sorry. I understand correctly,
that nothing will happen, right? Gen, can I see you? for a second? Please please.
-Will. I don't accept apologies.
-Why are you frozen? Get the guns out.
-Now I will charge them in front of you,
so that you make sure that the pistols there is absolutely no difference.
-No guys, this is not for me...
I have a family, a family, I have children.
-Listen, earlier about them I had to think, family man!
-Since there is no second on your part, I can be him
and make sure that everything is according to the rules.
-So, the rules are:
on the count of three, the opponents converge on the barrier.
The barrier is pizza, five steps away.
You can shoot right away you can reach the barrier,
the main thing is not to cross it.
In general, the scheme is classic - Pushkin with Dantes.
-The pistols are loaded, you saw me do it.
You can choose.
(Kisa) -Okay, that’s it, we’re going to separate positions. Let's.
-Hold on, bro. Hold on!
-If anything, tell my friends that I left for St. Petersburg.
- Frets.
-That's your position, Spielberg.
Don't lower the barrel. - Fuck off.
(depressing music)
(Kisa) -Let's meet on the count of three!
Once!
Two!
Three!
(shots)
(tense music)
(wheezes)
(cough)
-He won’t survive, an important artery has been hit. Three or four minutes is all.
(Roma) -No need.
No need. Do not leave.
I beg you, don't leave.
(unintelligible conversations)
(breathing heavily)
(Lilu45 - "My Soul")